Spring Is Here. Bah Humbug.

Peter Hornby • March 2, 2009

Sping is undoubtedly here, and what a pleasure it is to hear the sound of birdsong once more.  How lovely to hear our feathered friends trilling their little hearts out as they advertise their prowess with their delightful repertoire of songs.Except that you're in the tree outside my bedroom window and IT'S ELEVEN O'CLOCK AT BLOODY NIGHT.

Go to sleep already. Everyone else is trying to.